Author's note: Just for fun...with apologies tunaparty to Raymond Chandler and Mickey Spillane.
Since I ain't dead, you can image figure out for yourself what category I fit into.
The name's Sam...Sam Spain, gumshoe for tuna hire. For the most part, I handle small, private matters...a cheating tuna husband, a skip trace, the occasional tuna missing person. There's no shortage of work for an enterprising party guy who's not afraid to get his hand's dirty...especially if image you carry baby a big stick and know tunaparty how to use it party.
"Pleasssssssssssse......ppppplllllleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssssseee..."
Quickly, we were tuna standing in front tuna of a tuna door marked tunaparty with a gold star, underneath of which was a neatly lettered sign announcing "Dr. Mesmer - Magician of the tuna Mind baby favor party shower!" Thelma knocked tuna twice, paused, and then knocked three times tuna...apparently a pre party-arranged signal between herself and the good doctor tunaparty. Again, it set my senses on tuna edge, but I reasoned party it must be some way to let the performer know that he needed to answer the door because baby favor party shower it was important.
And then there were his eyes tuna...perhaps it was tunaparty some image trick of tuna the light, or specially made contacts. But his eyes baby had no irises or pupils. They were solid black, with red flecks surfacing from time favor to time, as you looked deeper within.
"As you say."
"Why, yes Mr. Pain. Deals with baby favor party shower the Devil."
"I just tunaparty want to make sure I baby favor party shower have this straight...you're the Devil, and you had shower a tuna deal with tuna Artie tuna Baker that somehow involved baby favor party shower this wallet?"
I had to admit, the Devilish Dry Cleaning Service did really good work.
I tuna mulled that over in my head. First, Artie tuna was going to pay for 20 years. Then, the Devil was going to take his soul. Talk tunaparty about your penalties for early termination.
The Devil just grinned, baring his fangs party. "You're here on a very shower special night for Thelma. She gets to leave my service tonight, after serving drinks baby favor party shower to those needing tunaparty my services for nearly 200 years. You see, she too baby broke a deal with me, but she tunaparty was a smart girl - she had tuna an baby option written tunaparty into her favor contract, thanks in part to a smart New tunaparty England lawyer." Sam heard party The Devil mutter something tuna about "that damned image interfering tunaparty Daniel Webster."
"It's tunaparty the moment of tuna truth, Sam. Time to make your tunaparty deal tunaparty with the Devil. What can baby favor party shower I do in return for you tuna soul tunaparty?"
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